what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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