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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

There is too much vodka and too much dick.

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(216): View more from Ohio

i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time

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(586): View more from Michigan

My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.

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welcome to the club.

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(209): View more from California

He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.

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(210): View more from Texas

The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.

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(512): View more from Texas

Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled

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