yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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