carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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