Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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