Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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