you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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