Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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