The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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