Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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