I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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