Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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