Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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