ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize