You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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