Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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