I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
