I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
How external is "for external use only"?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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