The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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