U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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