We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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