You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
