I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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