so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
This house was built for laser tag.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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