Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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