Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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