If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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