I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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