We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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