do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
don't judge my taste in strippers
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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