You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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