His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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