Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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