I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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