i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
