its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Come see our sink grown plant.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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