i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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