watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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