How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
