He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
false alarm, still single
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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