He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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