Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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