Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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