You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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