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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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