So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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