its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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