You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
