you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
ttyl tear gas
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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