why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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