Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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