Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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