I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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