: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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