a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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