Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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