Your mouth is God's brothel.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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