I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
did i just pee glitter
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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